Lincoln, age 3

These underpants are so big! They go eight miles up my tummy!

Lincoln, age 3

L - "Daddy, are you pooping fish?"
Dad - "Why would I be pooping fish?"
L - "Because I love you!"

Lincoln, age 3

I put pigtails in Ana's hair, and Lincoln said, "Is she Shrek?"

Lincoln, age 3

L - Why did Darin do that? (erase a picture on a dry erase board)
Me - He was just being silly.
L - Indeed.

Lincoln, age 3

Lincoln woke up in the morning and said, "I was kicking my legs for you, but you never came!"

Lincoln, age 3

We were walking in the mall and we passed a jewelry store and Lincoln said, "GO BACK! I saw something beautiful!" So, I went back and he pointed at this beautiful, sparkly bracelet on a pillow and said, "look at that beautiful pillow!"

Lincoln, age 3

We've been watching a lot of Cinderella lately, and Lincoln said to me today, "I wish I had a stepmother."