Lincoln, age 3 1/2 On Parenting...

L - I'm pretending to be Ana's dad.

Me - How's that going for you?

L - It's hard. My brain stopped working.

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

My stomach made a gurgling sound and Lincoln asked, "Was that diarrhea?"

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

Lincoln pulled a bottle of Mr. Clean out of the cupboard and asked, "Is this Mr. Googlebugger?"

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

Me: You did great at the dentist today!

Lincoln: So, what do I get?