Lincoln, age 4

Me to Lincoln: Ana thinks you are the most wonderful thing in the world.

Lincoln (with confidence): I'm not?

Ana, age 2

Ana showed me her belly button today and said, "tummy broken."

Lincoln, age 4

Lincoln: I should've created the Earth instead of Jesus.

Me: Why you?

Lincoln: So that everything would have to obey me.

Lincoln, age 4

‎"It's not milk Ana. It's Egg Hog."

Lincoln, age 4

Woody: You've got a date with justice, One Eyed Bart.

Lincoln: A date with justice with my fart?

Lincoln, age 4

While watching "Rescuers Down Under," Lincoln says, "Where's Superman when you need him?"

Lincoln, age 4

While taking out Halloween decorations. I have some Frankenstein candle holder hands that I was setting up and Lincoln said, "Whose hands are those? Jesus's?"