Ana, age 2 1/2

Ana was patting AJ's knee and said, "A big, ugly leg!"

Ana, age 2 1/2

Ana: What are you doing mom?

Me: I'm folding socks, what are you doing?

Ana: I'm picking my nose.

Ana, age 2 1/2

Ana plopped down on the floor next to AJ and said, "Dad, you're my princess."

Ana, age 2 1/2

Ana: We were calling for you!

Me: And I didn't come?

Ana: No, you died.

Lincoln, age 4 1/2

Lincoln: It would be mean if I called you Brimhall.

Me: Why would that be mean?

Lincoln: Because it's mean to call names!

Ana, age 2 1/2

Me: Ana, can I kiss you?

Ana: No!

Me: Can I hug you?

Ana: No!

Me: Can I sit on you?

Ana: Yes!

Lincoln, age 4 1/2

Lincoln: I'm as fast as a cheetah and spiders are as fast as a leprechaun.

Lincoln, age 4

Instead of "What in the world are you doing?" Lincoln says, "What are you doing in this world?"

Ana, age 2

Ana was eating crackers and laughing and I said, "You'd better not choke on your cracker!" and she replied, "No. I'm laughing on my cracker!"