Lincoln, age 4 1/2

Lincoln said, "You wanna feel how strong my muscle is?" I said sure, so he kicked me as hard as he could.

Lincoln, age 4 1/2

Lincoln said, "Man of Steel does NOT mean stealing!"

Ana, age 2 1/2

Me: I'm tough.

Ana: You're not a tough elephant!

Ana, age 2 1/2

Me: Is Lincoln's room a mess?

Ana: No

Me: Is it clean?

Ana: No

Me: What is it?

Ana: A pile.

Lincoln, age 4 1/2

Jamie said to Lincoln, "Your mom is..." and then whispered "crazy" in his ear. I said, "What did she say about me?" And Lincoln said with a sly smile, "She said you're nice."

Ana, age 2 1/2

Me: I told you go to go bed, and you're in there giggling.

Ana: I wasn't giggling. I was spitting.

Lincoln, age 4 1/2

Lincoln: This is an under water animal. And this is a dry-blooded animal.