Lincoln, age 5

"Mom, can you help me? It would be like Jesus."

Lincoln, age 5

I was driving and got a text message on my phone and Lincoln said, "It's ok, Mom. You can text. I'll tell you when to turn."

Lincoln, age 5

After falling, Lincoln says, "I'm magnetic to the ground!"

Lincoln, age 5

Lincoln got an Etch-a-Sketch for good behavior. As we were driving home from the store, I looked in my mirror and saw Ana laying on her seat with her eyes half closed and said, "I think we've got some tired kids here!" Lincoln replied, "You've got one happy kid right here!"

Lincoln, age 5

"You know what we have to do at school that's really boring? We have to raise our hands when we want to talk!"

Ana - Age 3

A, screaming and shrieking and covering her nose with her hand: Ew! It stinks in here! Jessa stinks!

Me: Jessa's not in here.

A: Ew! You stink!

Jessa at 13 months.

J: Mom! Mom! Mom!

Me: What? What? What?

J: What! What! What!