Lincoln, age 6

I was sitting at a stop sign, waiting to turn without my turn signal on and Lincoln said, "Put on your turn signal. You're driving like a teenager."

Lincoln, age 6

I told Lincoln maybe we could get a puppy when he's 8 and we don't have to deal with diapers anymore (that's when Wyatt will be 2 and hopefully potty trained - there is a correlation). He replied, "I'll put my Gifts of the Holy Ghost up on a shelf so the puppy won't chew them up."