Lincoln, age 5

Playing 21 questions, Lincoln established that I was thinking of something you wear. I prompted him to ask me questions about where you wear (meaning what part of your body) this item, and he said, "Do you wear it on the tramp?"

Jessa, age 2

Me:  Jessa, why did you poop in your underwear?
Jessa (in a weird, bubble-in-your-throat kind of voice):  Because, my poop is stinky!

Lincoln, age 6 talking to Ana, age 4

Lincoln and Ana were having a conversation about a vacation we took to California, and Lincoln said, "California is WORLDS away from here!"

Ana, age 4

Mom, was dad your best boyfriend?

Lincoln, age 6 and Ana, age 4

Lincoln:  Why does this picture have eyes on it?
Ana:  Because we're thankful for our ears.

Lincoln, age 6

While driving through Wyoming, Lincoln says to me, "Keep your eye out for cantaloupe!"