Lincoln, age 3 1/2

Ana was eating, and Lincoln said, "There it goes in her throat, and in her lungs, and in her gills, and in her tummy!"

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

Lincoln and Darin were putting easter eggs in their underwear (which is funny in itself) and Lincoln said, "We're puttin' eggs in our bootys!"

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

Lincoln was going to the bathroom, and Darin told me he was eating candy in the bathroom. So, I went in and said, "are you eating candy in here?" Lincoln said, "yes" even though he wasn't. I said, "What kind?" And he said, "green candy." Then he looked in the toilet at his poop, and said, "Oh! Nope! Brown candy!"

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

Sometimes I'm two. Sometimes I'm five. Sometimes I'm a cougar. Sometimes I'm a fish.

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

Oh, I forgot. It's not 11:30. It's 15 miles long.

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

I don't like two anymore.

Lincoln, age 3

We were talking about someone being in jail, and Lincoln asked why they were in jail. We told him it was because they made a really bad choice.

He said, "I don't make really bad choices. I only have to go to my room!"