Lincoln, age 4

If Superman pinched himself, would he bleed?

Lincoln, age 4

I'm stronger than....nothing. I'm as strong as a lizard.

Lincoln, age 4

Me: There's only one person who never made any mistakes. Do you know who that is?

L: Me?

Which Sport? - Ana, age 2

Ana likes to wear Lincoln's baseball glove. She calls it her "foofall (football) hand" and throws the football with it.

Lincoln, age 4

L: My brain told me I wanted milk, but I said I wanted water.

Me: Why didn't you say you wanted milk?

L: Because my brain is not a father.

Lincoln, age 4

Lincoln invited me camping in Ana's room and said, "Come camping and taste the roast beef I made. It's really good. It has chicken in it."

Ana, 2; Lincoln, 4

Ana was saying "Little Mater," and Lincoln said, "Maybe she's not saying 'Little Mater.' Maybe she's saying 'Yellow Murder'."