Lincoln, age 4

While watching "Rescuers Down Under," Lincoln says, "Where's Superman when you need him?"

Lincoln, age 4

While taking out Halloween decorations. I have some Frankenstein candle holder hands that I was setting up and Lincoln said, "Whose hands are those? Jesus's?"

Lincoln, age 4

If Superman pinched himself, would he bleed?

Lincoln, age 4

I'm stronger than....nothing. I'm as strong as a lizard.

Lincoln, age 4

Me: There's only one person who never made any mistakes. Do you know who that is?

L: Me?

Which Sport? - Ana, age 2

Ana likes to wear Lincoln's baseball glove. She calls it her "foofall (football) hand" and throws the football with it.

Lincoln, age 4

L: My brain told me I wanted milk, but I said I wanted water.

Me: Why didn't you say you wanted milk?

L: Because my brain is not a father.