Lincoln, age 5

AJ was getting a headache and resting his head in his hands at the table. Lincoln, who was sitting next to him, rested his head in hands also and said, "I'm getting a headache too. You gave me that DNA."

Ana, age 3

Ana put on my highest heels and said, "I'm mom. Mom is going outside to plant the weeds."

Lincoln, age 5

Lincoln the other day told me to go left, I went left, and he said, "Your other left." I said, "Do you mean right?" and he said, "Yes."

Lincoln, age 5

L: I feel like I'm going to throw up!

Me: Why?

L: Because you're so beautiful!

Lincoln, age 5

Lincoln: Darin Doodle had a poodle!

Darin: And a mustache!

Ana, age 3

Ana: I love Jessa.

Me: I love Jessa too.

Ana: I'M two. And I don't love you.

Ana, age 2 1/2

Me: Ana, you crack me up!

Ana: No! You crack ME up, because I'm an egg!