Ana, age 3

"What do you call a flying buffalo?"

Lincoln, age 5

"Why do girls cry so much at church?"

Lincoln, age 5

Playing 21 questions, Lincoln established that I was thinking of something you wear. I prompted him to ask me questions about where you wear this item, and he said, "Do you wear it on the tramp?"

Lincoln, age 5

L: Mom, tell me the story of Layton.

Me: What? What story is that?

L: You know? The story of Layton and Jesus in heaven?

(he meant Satan)

Ana, age 3

Ana: I'm mom.

AJ: No, you're dad.

Ana: No, I have fwishy (squishy) boobs!

Lincoln, age 5

AJ was getting a headache and resting his head in his hands at the table. Lincoln, who was sitting next to him, rested his head in hands also and said, "I'm getting a headache too. You gave me that DNA."

Ana, age 3

Ana put on my highest heels and said, "I'm mom. Mom is going outside to plant the weeds."