Lincoln, age 3 1/2

Oh, I forgot. It's not 11:30. It's 15 miles long.

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

I don't like two anymore.

Lincoln, age 3

We were talking about someone being in jail, and Lincoln asked why they were in jail. We told him it was because they made a really bad choice.

He said, "I don't make really bad choices. I only have to go to my room!"

Lincoln, age 3

We were watching Spiderman 3, and Peter Parker was in the shower and Lincoln said, "I want to see if he's wearing underwear."

Lincoln, age 3

Lincoln was telling us the bedtime song he wanted us to sing to him. He said the song goes "I am a window. I know my heart is true."

Lincoln, age 3

Lincoln has taken to calling me "Mommy Salami"

Lincoln, age 3

I'm the biggest. Look how big my face is!