Lincoln, age 3 1/2 On Parenting...

L - I'm pretending to be Ana's dad.

Me - How's that going for you?

L - It's hard. My brain stopped working.

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

My stomach made a gurgling sound and Lincoln asked, "Was that diarrhea?"

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

Lincoln pulled a bottle of Mr. Clean out of the cupboard and asked, "Is this Mr. Googlebugger?"

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

Me: You did great at the dentist today!

Lincoln: So, what do I get?

Conversations with Ana, age 1 1/2

Ana likes to go "pee" on the toilet, this is how our conversation goes:

A - pee (I put her on the toilet and immediately:) done.

Me - Are you done? Will you let me put your diaper on?

A - Nope. Pee. Done.

Me - Will you let me put your diaper on?

A - Nope. Pee. Done.

etc. This goes on and on for 5 to 10 minutes.

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

My feet are sweat.

Lincoln, age 3 1/2

I think Ana pooped. Or maybe I have stinky breath.