Ana, age 3 1/2

Lincoln says to Ana: Ana, you're going to have to find a husband to take care of you.

Ana: I just want a motorcycle.

Ana, age 3 1/2

Ana said to her daddy, "I cried because Mom got me and stopped because you took me away from her." What a stink.

Ana, age 3 1/2

While driving past fields, Ana says, "Mom! Look at that huge garden!"

Lincoln, age 5

Ana: I have a cold.

Lincoln: No, you don't. When you have a cold, you have boogers instead of blood going all through your body.

Lincoln, age 5

"Mom, can you help me? It would be like Jesus."

Lincoln, age 5

I was driving and got a text message on my phone and Lincoln said, "It's ok, Mom. You can text. I'll tell you when to turn."

Lincoln, age 5

After falling, Lincoln says, "I'm magnetic to the ground!"