Lincoln, age 3

We were watching Spiderman 3, and Peter Parker was in the shower and Lincoln said, "I want to see if he's wearing underwear."

Lincoln, age 3

Lincoln was telling us the bedtime song he wanted us to sing to him. He said the song goes "I am a window. I know my heart is true."

Lincoln, age 3

Lincoln has taken to calling me "Mommy Salami"

Lincoln, age 3

I'm the biggest. Look how big my face is!

Lincoln, age 3

L- I'm going to die!
me - Why are you going to die?
L - Because my heart is going to stop beating.

Lincoln, age 3

I'm going to have a headache in a few days.

Lincoln, age 3

I will put my hands on his throat and he will stop breathing. Then he will die.

Lincoln, age 3

Lincoln and Alexandra used an entire tub of Vick's Baby Rub on themselves. I told Lincoln they he knows better, and he said, "no, I don't because I'm a little baby."

Lincoln, age 3

Lincoln came in the room wearing a dress (purple nightgown with princesses on it) and I said, "Lincoln, you need to take that dress off. I'm going to count to five, and you need to do it yourself. If you don't do it, and I have to take it off you, you can't come with me." Lincoln responded, "I'm going to count to three, and you're going to quit talking."

Lincoln, age 3

L- My nose hurts!
me - Why?
L - I put salsa in it.