Lincoln, age 3

Lincoln came in the room wearing a dress (purple nightgown with princesses on it) and I said, "Lincoln, you need to take that dress off. I'm going to count to five, and you need to do it yourself. If you don't do it, and I have to take it off you, you can't come with me." Lincoln responded, "I'm going to count to three, and you're going to quit talking."