Lincoln, age 4 1/2

Lincoln has decided he's fat. So, he's put himself on a diet. He said he was not eating for the next three days and then he wouldn't be eating junk food until he's 28. I convinced him apples and carrots were not fattening and he could eat them, but that's all he'll eat for dinner. I told him it's ok for 4 year olds to have a little belly and he replied, "Not for me."