Lincoln, age 3

Lincoln came in the room wearing a dress (purple nightgown with princesses on it) and I said, "Lincoln, you need to take that dress off. I'm going to count to five, and you need to do it yourself. If you don't do it, and I have to take it off you, you can't come with me." Lincoln responded, "I'm going to count to three, and you're going to quit talking."

Lincoln, age 3

L- My nose hurts!
me - Why?
L - I put salsa in it.

Lincoln, age 3

These underpants are so big! They go eight miles up my tummy!

Lincoln, age 3

L - "Daddy, are you pooping fish?"
Dad - "Why would I be pooping fish?"
L - "Because I love you!"

Lincoln, age 3

I put pigtails in Ana's hair, and Lincoln said, "Is she Shrek?"

Lincoln, age 3

L - Why did Darin do that? (erase a picture on a dry erase board)
Me - He was just being silly.
L - Indeed.

Lincoln, age 3

Lincoln woke up in the morning and said, "I was kicking my legs for you, but you never came!"